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By Self-pollination, The Farmer May Get A Flock Of Long-haired Sheep.
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By self-pollination, the farmer may get a flock of long-haired sheep.
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Let's make like sheep and get the flock outta here!
How many French farmers -- does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. Farmer #1 goes away and gets a new light bulb....
Make like a shepherd and get the FLOCK out of here!
The opposition is largely composed of "short-haired women and long-haired men." -- Marsdon Manso
You think I'm a long haired weirdo? So were the disciples...
Never appeal to a man's "better nature." He may not have one.
Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage. -- Lazarus Long...
'Shit Happens' according to... Farmer: I get subsidies for my shit.
We laugh heartily to see a whole flock of sheep jump because one did so
might not one imagine that superior beings do the same by us, and for exactly the same reason?...
Would someone please get these sheep out of my baseme