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• Hiccuping & trembling into the WASTE DUMPS of New Jersey like some drunken CABBAGE PATCH DOLL, coughing in line at FIORUCCI'S!
  ! -- Zippy the Pinhead...
• After 40 its patch, patch, patch
• How many cabbage patch dolls -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  the question is irrelevant since you couldn't find the dolls even if you knew how many....
• A doll is a doll is a doll. -- F. Sinatra
• Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Marge: Well I never thought it would come to this, but I guess we'll have to sell Grandma's Civil War doll.
  Lisa: Oh Mom, are you sure you want to sell a family heirloom to pay _the gas_ bill?...
• ZENITH, n. The point in the heavens directly overhead to a man standing or a growing cabbage.
  A man in bed or a cabbage in the pot is not considered as having a zenith, though from this view of the matter there was once a considerably dissent among the learned, some holding that the posture of the body was immaterial....