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• Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.
  -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989...
• Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.
  -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989...
• If it wasn't for cable TV, I would have to hire a babysitter.
• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• Hot air sometimes thaws out a cold reception.
• How many white trash pickup truck driven cheap beer drinkin cable tv pirating obnoxious belchin americanos -- does it take to screw in a LIGHT BULB.
  None, they wouldn't have noticed it needed changing....
• Nuclear war would really set back cable TV. -- Ted Turne
• You may be redneck... if your coffee table used to be a TV cable spool.
• Moderation in all things' is ill-considered advice.
  Rather, one should say, 'Moderation in most things,' since many areas of human concern require or at least profit from intense focus....