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• I bought a portable cable tv. -- Steven Wrigh
• Nuclear war would really set back cable TV. -- Ted Turne
• On cable TV they have a weather channel--twenty-four hours of weather.
  We had something like that where I grew up. We called it a window. -- Dan Spence...
• Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.
  -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989...
• Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.
  -- The mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989...
• Seeing as no one was hurt, I think it would be really silly to dwell on this.
  -- Bart to The Babysitter Bandit, after a failed capture attempt, "Some Enchanted Evening...
• Cable is not a luxury, since many areas have poor TV reception.
• Marge: I think there's really something wrong with Santa's Little Helper.
  He was up barking all night, and dug up the back yard worse than ever....
• Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
  lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...