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Call me Ishmael. I won't ANSWER, but ...
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McAllister: Arr, I've got some customers. Call me back, Ishmael. -- "Bart the Fink
I won! I won!
Hi. I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't like.
Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you....
Hi, this is Jim. Sorry I can't take your call but I'm playing my guitar too loud to hear the phone ring.
Please leave me a message and I'll call you back at the end of Van Halen-1....
I am serious. And don't call me Shirley.
Call me apathetic - I don't care..!
I fought the (fjords!) and the (fjords!) won.
I fought the lawn and the lawn won.
I'm unable to take your call in person because I'm having an out-of-the-body experience.
In fact I'm standing right behind you and I can hear everything you say....