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• Garlic? Mama mia! Have you got the wrong vampire!
• Oy vey's mir! You have brought shame on our family!
  Oh, if you were a musician or a jazz singer, this I could forgive....
• Telling a liberal the truth is like showing a vampire a crucifix.
• I heard this on the "Royal Canadian Air Farce": Olympia and York, known as O & Y, or "Oy vey".
• Could you kill a vampire with a sunlamp?
• Lisa: Grandpa's a vampire? Bart: We're all vampires!
  Lisa: But, no! We killed Mr. Burns -- Homer: You have to kill the _head_ vampire....
• Think you can hold off a vampire with a sunlamp?
• Homer: Bart! How many times have I told you not to bite your sis -- [gasps] Wait a minute!
  You _are_ a vampire! Abe: Quick! We have to kill the boy!...
• If you have to think twice about it, you're wrong.