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• A crusader's wife slipped from the garrison And had an affair with a Saracen.
  She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed, She just wanted to make a comparison....
• Phoebe: I don't know how to say this, but I think when your wife's spirit left her body, it um, kind of stuck around in me.
  Mr. Adelman: You're saying, my wife is in you? Phoebe...
• Yo momma so flat she's jealous of the wall!
• She and comparisons are odious. -- Dr. John Donne (1573-1631) -- Elegy 8, The Compariso
• Chandler: Alright, ok, alright. So I can't fire Joseph but uh, I can sleep with his wife.
  Joey: Karen. Chandler: Yeah, Karen. I'm thinking about having an affair with her....
• Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it. And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her!
  Heh, heh, heh. -- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst, "The Crepes of Wrath...
• FORTRAN - Your grey-haired grandmother. People make fun of her just because she is old, but if you take the time to listen, you can learn from her experiences and her mistakes.
  During her lifetime she has acquired many useful skills in sewing and cooking (subroutine libraries) That no younger women can match, so be thankful she is still around....
• Asked how she felt being the first woman to make a major-league team
  he said, "Like a pig in mud," or words to that effect, and then turned and released a squirt of tobacco juice from the wad of rum soaked plug in her right cheek....