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Oh, She's Just Jealous. She'll Get Over It. And If She Doesn't, We Can Always Exchange Her!
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Oh, she's just jealous. She'll get over it.
And if she doesn't, we can always exchange her! Heh, heh, heh.
-- Homer on Lisa's recent ourburst,
"The Crepes of Wrath"
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