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Can I Park Here?" "Nope", Said The Cop. "Well, Then How Come These Other Cars Are Parked Here?
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"Can I park here?"
"Nope", said the cop.
"Well, then how come these other cars are parked here?"
"They didn't ask me", replied the cop.
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