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• This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?
  ) -- Found on a door in the MSU music building...
• Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
  (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)...
• If it isn't baroque, don't fix it--unless you're sure you can handel it.
• If you can still hear the music, it's not loud enough!
• Say what you will about rock and roll music. It has opened up a whole new field of employment to those who otherwise would not be able to find a job either playing an instrument or singing or both.
• Look Mom, I've finished my patch. It depicts the two greatest musical influences in my life.
  [cough cough] On the left is Mr. Largo, my music teacher at school?...
• Handel's Proverb: You can't produce a baby in one month by impregnating 9 women!
• Handel's Messiah: Ollie Luyah
• Bach was the most famous composer in the world, and so was Handel.
  Handel was half German, half Italian and half English....