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• Owner is a hard-to-reach person:) Yes, I finally got an answering machine.
  (To Handel's Messiah:) Alleluia! Alleluia! Alleluia!...
• Man was predestined to have free will. -- Hal Lee Luyah
• It's another fine mess you got us into, Ollie.
• Ollie North: "They convicted me on shredded evidence!
• JESUS CHRIST -- the Messiah's handle.
• Can you Handel music with a Baroquen instrument?
• This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel. (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?
  ) -- Found on a door in the MSU music building...
• Found on a door in the MSU music building: This door is baroquen, please wiggle Handel.
  (If I wiggle Handel, will it wiggle Bach?)...
• This is one American Marine who will always tell the truth, Sir. -- Ollie North