Related:

• Ano-fossal ambiguity (can't tell his ass from a hole in the ground).
• One who does not know a burro from a burrow does not know his ass from a hole in the ground!
• A politician is an animal which can sit on a fence and yet keep both ears to the ground.
  -- H. L. Mencke...
• Eva Goss was a woman given to uncanny intuitions. It was her contention, often expressed to Mr.
  Goss, that the female of the species had an occult sixth sense which a mere male did not possess....
• Former Attorney General Edwin Meese served as a character witness for Oliver North during his trial.
  Jay Leno made the remark that having such a witness is much like asking Steve Garvey (a mass killer) to give your wife a ride home....
• An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
  Your Honor, my client is accused of stuff his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....
• An attorney was defending his client against a charge of first-degree murder.
  Your Honor, my client is accused of stuffing his lover's mutilated body into a suitcase and heading for the Mexican border....