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  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• If she had not been cupric in her ions, Her shape ovoidal, Their romance might have flourished.
  But he built tetrahedral in his shape, His ions ferric, Love could not help but die, Uncatylised, inert, and undernourished....
• Fortune's Real-Life Courtroom Quote #3: Q: When he we
  had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able, for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?...
• When he went, had you gone and had she, if she wanted to and were able
  for the time being excluding all the restraints on her not to go, gone also, would he have brought you, meaning you and she, with him to the station?...
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk.
  Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor....
• We're going to find out tonight who the oldest lady in the audience is.
  And we have a marvelous present for her. When we find the oldest lady, we're going to give her ....
• And often did beguile her of her tears, When I did speak of some distressful stroke That my youth suffer'd.
  My story being done, She gave me for my pains a world of sigh...
• Lord have mercy, Mrs. Tugwell just had her sixteenth young 'un.
  She said she had so many young 'uns she'd run out of names--to call her husband. -- Minnie Pearl...