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• Carefully study these two enlarged photographs on display, Mr.
  Rafferty," the attorney for a politician suing a newspaper for libel instructed his client on the witness stand, "and indicate which is your ass and which is a hole in the ground....
• I just got off the phone with Sonny Barger [President of the Hell's Angels].
  He wants me to appear as a character witness for him at his murder trial and said he'd be glad to appear as a character witness on my behalf if I ever needed one....
• Attorney General Edwin Meese III explained why the Supreme Court's Miranda decision (holding that subjects have a right to remain silent and have a lawyer present during questioning) is unnecessary
  You don't have many suspects who are innocent of a crime....
• Edwin Meese made me wear CORDOVANS!! -- Zippy the Pinhead
• On Presidents Day you stay home and you don't do anything.
  Sounds like Vice Presidents Day! -- Jay Leno...
• State license plates we'd like to see: MICHIGAN CALIFORNIA 4-GET 74-77 EGO-MN-E-X EMBARRASSED HOME STATE OF GERALD FORD THE SERIAL KILLER STATE NORTH CAROLINA NEW JERSEY WL-GOLLY ARG GGH HOME OF GOMER
  GOOBER AND JESSE HELMS FIRST IN TOXIC WASTE KANSAS WASHINGTON DC TOTO -2 $...
• If they were so inclined, they could impeach him because they don't like his necktie.
  -- Attorney General William Saxbe...
• [Nuclear war] ... may not be desirable. Edwin Meese III