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• Carpet layers do it on the floor.
• Carpet Fitting: Walter Wall
• Your Carpet or Mine?
• I think a new, different kind of bowling should be "carpet bowling.
  It's just like regular bowling, only the lanes are carpet instead of wood....
• Try to appreciate sex with your knees tied together.
  (This may be slightly more challenging if you are female....
• Crickets hear through their knees.
• Elephants have four knees.
• Shaky Knees: Cliff Dive
• An object will fall so as to do the most damage. -- Law of Selective Gravity The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
  -- Jenning's Corollary...