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Elephants have four knees.
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You have perhaps heard the story of the four students-- British, French, American, Canadian-- who were asked to write an essay on elephants.
The British student entitled his essay "Elephants and the Empire....
Q. What do elephants and giraffes have in common? A.
They both have long necks, except for the elephants....
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four.
Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?...
bring X to its knees v. [common] To present a machine, operating system, piece of software, or algorithm with a load so extreme or pathological that it grinds to a halt.
To bring a MicroVAX to its knees, try twenty users running vi -- or four running EMACS....
bring X to its knees: v. To present a machine, operating system, piece of software, or algorithm with a load so extreme or {pathological} that it grinds to a halt.
To bring a MicroVAX to its knees, try twenty users running {vi} -- or four running {EMACS}....
So.. humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed.
Mwahwahahahaha!" --Morbo...
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he'd have put them on my knees.
Then we have number four. Number four: Crunchy Frog.
Conservative elephants, Nixon was innocent!