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• The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
  I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...
• How many NCAA basketball players -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it....
• A car is just a big purse on wheels. -- Johanna Reynold
• People only notice squeaky wheels.
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat ?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
• KIOSK Small roofed stall that sells overpriced refreshments that nobody really wants to eat, but are trapped in the confines of an arena, stadium, etc.
  No sorry mate, ain't got any pies. 'Ere, how about a mouldy sausage roll?...
• The only fair tax is a Flat Tax.
• Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
  A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....