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• Car's only got three wheels, and one's going flat.
• Mr. Simpson, the state bar forbids me from promising you a big cash settlement.
  But just between you and me, I promise you a big cash settlement....
• Buick Big Ugly Import Car Kille
• Buick Big Ugly Indestructable Car Kille
• He smoked a big cigar and drove a Caddilac car.....
• Circumstantial evidence is dangerous. Just because you have a truss is no indication that you are a purse snatcher.
• I'm just sitting here watching the wheels go round and round. -- John Lenno
• Once I was at a gig with Big Jack Reynolds a old bluesman I know in Toledo after he played a couple of young wanna-bees were gathered around his amp and guitar checkin' out the hardware when Big Jack happened by and said in passing
  It ain't the guitar boys .......
• Hang your heads in shame, you overpriced, underbrained glorified notary publics!
  Just get that big ape to my house tonight and we'll buy him off with a banana or two!...