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Cat: Don't Fish Swim South For The Winter? Kryte
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Cat: Don't fish swim south for the winter?
Kryten: That's birds sir.
Cat: Birds swim south for the winter?! How do they breathe?
-- Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'
Related:
Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...
Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. Fish. -- Cat in Red Dwarf 'White Hole'
Hang five, guys. I'm getting something. He committed suicide, he committed suicide, he committed suicide, the fish committed suicide.
There is some kind of link here, but I can't quite put my finger on it....
A purring cat and a glowing fireplace makes winter bearable.
Innuendo: Where your cat sits to look outside at the birds.
Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
Cat: Fish! Food machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme.
Enjoy your meal! Cat: Fish! Food machine: Today's fish is trout a la creme....
Dwain Dibbly! How can I be Dwain Dibbly? -- Cat from "Red Dwarf
hortly after Lister has been turned into a chicken) Ca
The question is: Can we turn him back again? Rimme...