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• Cat: My stomach has been pumped and now I'm hungry!
  Man, I just /have/ to eat! Lister: Rimmer's dad has died....
• Lister: We used to be your shipmates. Rimmer: Only .
  .. we've forgotten you. Lister: Yeah. Rimmer: [to Cat] Well, I don't know about you, but I'm convinced....
• Holly: We are talking Jape of the Decade. We are talking April, May, June, July, and August, fool.
  Yes, that's right -- I am Queeg. Rimmer, Lister, Cat: WHAT?!!!!!! -- Red Dwarf - 'Queeg'...
• Lister: Why do we never meet anyone nice? Cat: Why is it we never meet anyone who can shoot straight?
  -- Red Dwarf - 'Quarantine'...
• Lister and Cat rapping] We didn't come here looking for trouble We just came to do the Red Dwarf Shuffle He's smart.
  .. -- Red Dwarf - 'Backwards'...
• Why would a haddock kill itself? Why am I even asking that question?
  - Lister, when they discover the suicides in -- Red Dwarf 'Back to Reality'...
• Lister: Love is what separates us from animals Rimme
  No, Lister -- what separates us from animals is that we don't use our tongues to clean our own genitals....
• Mr. Arnold' isn't even his name. His name's 'Rimmer'
  or 'Smeghead'; or 'Dinosaur Breath'; or 'Molecule Mind'....
• Kryten: They've taken Mr Rimmer! Sir, they've taken Mr Rimmer!
  Cat: Quick! Let's get out of here before they bring him back! -- Red Dwarf - 'Holoship'...