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Cat: Look at my hands, I had lovely hands.
Lister: Well wear the smegging gloves.
Cat: (picking up gloves) Marigold with blue? Are you crazy?
-- Red Dwarf 'Queeg'
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One pea. I tell you, I'm that far from cracking....
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Cat: What is it? Lister: The stasis room freezes time, you know, makes time stand still....