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Actor: So What Do You Do For A Living? Doris: I Work For A Company That Makes Deceptively Shallow Serving Dishes For Chinese Restaurants.
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Actor: So what do you do for a living?
Doris: I work for a company that makes deceptively shallow serving
dishes for Chinese restaurants.
-- Woody Allen, "Without Feathers"
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