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• Sir, I beg you to reconsider. If not for your sanity, you haven't even considered the moral implications of your decision.
  You will be joining a society where you will be compelled to have sex with beautiful woman twice daily, on demand....
• Welcome back for you 13th consecutive week, Evelyn.
  Evelyn, will you go into the auto-suggestion booth and take your regular place on the psycho-prompter couch?...
• Picard: "And lower main shields." Riker: "Lower the shields.
  ..why, sir?" Picard: "In case we decide to surrender to them, Number One....
• Joachim: "They're still running with shields down." Kha
  Of course, we are one big happy fleet!" -- "STII:TWOK", Stardate 8130.4...
• There are only two things in this world that I am sure of, death and taxes, and we just might do something about death one of these days.
  -- shade...
• Picard: "Tactical analysis, Mister Data." Data: "The destroyer has minimal shields.
  Their disrupter capacity appears to be only two-point-one megajules....
• Rimmer: I thought it was the worst pile of blueberry schoolgirl mush I have ever been forced to endure.
  I consider it an insult to my backside to have to sit growing carbuncles through such putrid adolescent slush....
• I have only one complaint: Why can't we have longer tagli
• In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
  You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....