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• Her angels face, As the great eye of heaven, shyned bright, And made a sunshine in the shady place.
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• Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
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• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
• Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
  -- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
• What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
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• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Reproof on her lips, but a smile in her eye. -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- Rory O'More