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I had to take Dramamine just to keep eye contact with her. -- John Riggi
Her angels face, As the great eye of heaven, shyned bright, And made a sunshine in the shady place.
-- Edmund Spenser (1553-1599) -- The Faerie Queene, Book i, Canto iii, St. 4...
Competence, like truth, beauty and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
-- Dr. Laurence Peter and Raymond Hull...
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when you put both contact lenses in the same eye.
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
-- Dr. Laurence J. Pete...
What to do in case of an alien attack: 1) Hide beneath the seat of your plane and look away.
2) Avoid eye contact. 3) If there are no eyes, avoid all contact....
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
Reproof on her lips, but a smile in her eye. -- Samuel Lover (1797-1868) -- Rory O'More