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Chemical Engineering: The Practice Of Doing For A Profit What An Organic Chemist Only Does For Fun.
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Chemical Engineering: The practice of doing for a profit what an organic
chemist only does for fun.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary
Related:
Chemical: A substance that: 1) An organic chemist turns into a foul odo
2) an analytical chemist turns into a procedure...
Organic Chemistry: The practice of transmuting vile substances into publications.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Genetic Engineering: A recent attempt to formalize what engineers have been doing informally all along.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Grignard: A fictitious class of compounds often found on organic exams and never in real life.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
First Order Reaction: The reaction that occurs first, not always the one desired.
For example, the formation of brown gunk in an organic prep....
Inorganic Chemistry: That which is left over after the organic, analytical, and physical chemists get through picking over the periodic table.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Bunsen Burner: A device invented by Robert Bunsen (1811-1899) for brewing coffee in the laboratory
hereby enabling the chemist to be poisoned without having to go all the way to the company cafeteria....
Natural Product: A substance that earns organic chemists fame and glory when they manage to systhesize it with great difficulty, while Nature gets no credit for making it with great ease.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...
Scientific Method: The widely held philosophy that a theory can never be proved, only disproved, and that all attempts to explain anything are therefore futile.
-- The Ultimate Scientific Dictionary...