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Christmas Is The Day That Holds Time Together. -- Alexander Smith
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Christmas is the day that holds time together.
-- Alexander Smith
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Flannister: The plastic yoke that holds a six-pack together.
Christmas Chopin time...make a Liszt.
Russ' Law of Assembly: The one piece that holds the whole thing together will be missing.
'Shit Happens' according to... Engineer: I hope this shit holds together.
CHRISTMAS: A day set apart by some as a time for turkey, presents, cranberry salads, family get-togethe
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Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in the recognition.
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A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road.
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Bagel: A pretzel that got its head together. -- Ron Smith
Demosthenes: Demosthenes can do is bend and hold the legs together. -- Alexander Woollco