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CHRISTMAS: A Day Set Apart By Some As A Time For Turkey, Presents, Cranberry Salads, Family Get-togethe
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CHRISTMAS:
A day set apart by some as a time for turkey, presents, cranberry
salads, family get-togethers; for others, noted as having the best
response time of the entire year.
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