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Bagel: A Pretzel That Got Its Head Together. -- Ron Smith
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Bagel: A pretzel that got its head together.
-- Ron Smith
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They've got so many of these Dial-a-Service numbers.
They've got one that'll keep you occupied for hours, and it doesn't cost a cent....
Life is like a bagel. It's delicious when it's fresh and warm, but often it's just hard.
The hole in the middle is its great mystery, and yet it wouldn't be a bagel without it....
I hate the subway. And these guys begging for spare change.
They come around with their hand out yelling, "Spare a quarter!...
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My bathroom has a digital sink. When I want to stop the water running, I put my finger in the faucet.
-- Ron Smith...
DAISY CHAIN -- a group of people getting their head together.
Hello. I'm Frank Ormand, and if you're watching me, that means you've got pretzel fever -- and not the kind that attacked my intestinal lining some years back.
[starts a sickening laughter] So let's get your franchise up and running....