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CIA Spokesman : We Can Say With Some Certainty That Noriega Was A Sadist,a Drug-abuser And Despot.
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CIA spokesman : We can say with some certainty that Noriega was a
sadist,a drug-abuser and despot.
Reporter: How do you know so much about him?
CIA spokesman : Well he was on our payroll.
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