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• I'm a computer programmer for the Amish.
• How many Amish -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Amish don't have light bulbs. They bake pies. Note...
• How many Amish -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  Two, one to hold the bulb and the other to tell him it's against the will of God....
• Oh, I could while away the hours, Smoking herbs and flowers, Shooting up my veins, De-dum, De-dum, De-dum Tell you, I've been a-thinkin' I could drive a shiny Lincoln, If I dealt in good cocaine.
  -- To If I Only Had A Brain from "The Wizard of Oz...
• Caution: Do not step in exhaust." -- Sign Seen on Amish Buggy in Illinoi
• Hope is a shooting a homosexual with his boyfriend.
• Acting without thinking is like shooting without aiming.
• Shooting holes in the bible... er... Republican party platform.
• MALE SKIN-FLICK LEAD -- a shooting star.