Related:

• When in doubt, try a novel approach!
• Why do people spend years writing a novel when they can buy one for a few dollars?
• Once economists were asked, "if you're so smart, why ain't you rich?
  Today they're asked, "Now that you've proved you ain't so smart, how come you got rich?...
• From "LeapTrek", a novel by Katriena Knights. Al's (Quatum Leap) remark to Captain Jean-Luc Picard (StarTrek - The Next Generation)
  "Oh, really? Well, if your technology is so advanced, how come you haven't figured out some way to keep your hair?...
• The Bulwer-Lytton fiction contest is held ever year at San Jose State Univ.
  by Professor Scott Rice. It is held in memory of Edward George Earle Bulwer-Lytton (1803-1873), a rather prolific and popular (in his time) novelist....
• I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
  -- Fred Alle...
• I can't understand why a person will take a year or two to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.
  -- Fred Alle...