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Come On, I Wasn't Born Yesterday. More's The Pity. We Could Have Started Your Personality From Scratch.
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Come on, I wasn't born yesterday.
More's the pity. We could have started your personality from scratch.
-- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane
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Good Lord! Captain Blackadder! I thought you were..
. ...Playing tennis? -- Cpt. Darling and Edmund : Private Plane...
When I was a small boy, I used to watch the marshwarblers swooping in my mother's undercroft.
And I remember thinking - would Man ever dare do the same?...
Trust you to try and skive off to some cushy option.
There's nothing cushy about life in the Women's Auxiliary Balloon Corps!...
Are you sure this is what you saw, Blackadder? Absolutely.
I mean, there may have been a few more armament factories, and not _quite_ as many elephants, but....
You're guilty as hell. You haven't got a chance. Why thankyou Darling.
And I hope your mother dies in a freak yachting accident....
I was more impressed by the contents of my handkerchief the last time I blew my nose.
-- Edmund : Private Plane...
In short, a German spy is giving way every one of our battle plans.
You look surprised, Blackadder. I cerainly am, sir....
I have a message from Baron von Richtoffen, the greatest living German.
Which considering his competition consists entirely of very fat men in leather shorts belching to the tune of 'She'll be Coming Round the Mountain', is no great achievement....
No more mud, death, rats, bombs, shrapnel, whizz-bangs, barbed wire and those bloody awful songs that have the word 'Whoops' in them.
-- Edmund : Private Plane...