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• WARNING: This Product Attracts Every Other Piece of Matter in the universe
  Including the Products of Other Manufacturers, with a Force Proportional to the Product of the Masses and Inversely Proportional to the Distance Between Them....
• I don't get no respect. No respect at all. Every time I get into an elevator the operator says the same thing
  Basement?" No respect. When I was a kid we played hide-and-seek....
• Any Use of This Product, in Any Manner Whatsoever, Will Increase the Amount of Disorder in the Universe.
  Although No Liability Is Implied Herein, the Consumer Is Warned That This Process Will Ultimately Lead to the Heat Death of the Universe....
• ZERO Nothing. Zilch. Having no measurable size, amount.
  Normally used to describe intelligence, probability, bank balances, luck, investment funds, chance, laughs in this paragraph, etc....
• Atoms are made up of electrons and protons (protons are also nothing).
  Fifty billion electrons placed side by side in a straight line would stretch across the period at the end of this sentence....
• Fairly boring message:) This is John. I can't come to the phone right now, but if you leave a message at the tone, I'll return your call.
  (Now, re-record the message every morning. Frequent callers will notice that something sounds different, but will be confused since the words are exactly the same....
• The Manufacturer May Technically Be Entitled to Claim That This Product Is TenDimensional.
  However, the Consumer Is Reminded That This Confers No Legal Rights Above and Beyond Those Applicable to Three-Dimensional Objects, Since the Seven New Dimensions Are "Rolled Up" into Such a Small "Area" That They Cannot Be Detected....
• plat n. 1. Name used in many places (DEC, IBM, and others) for the asterisk (*) character (ASCII 0101010).
  This may derive from the `squashed-bug' appearance of the asterisk on many early line printers....
• Real World, The n.: 1. In programming, those institutions at which programming may be used in the same sentence as FORTRAN, COBOL, RPG, IBM, etc.
  2. To programmers, the location of non-programmers and activities not related to programming....