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• MOUSE Computer input device, named by some scientists at Xerox when they were pissed out of their brains.
  They also labelled the computer's display screen a Vole, but were less successful in spreading of this term....
• What do I care for your suffering? Pain, even agony, is no more than information before the senses, data fed to the computer of the mind.
  The lesson is simple: you have received the information, now act on it....
• bit bang: n. Transmission of data on a serial line, when accomplished by rapidly tweaking a single output bit, in software, at the appropriate times.
  The technique is a simple loop with eight OUT and SHIFT instruction pairs for each byte....
• AND NOW A QUICK COMPUTER JOKE " Life's a batch, then you DIR " -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA.
• bit bang n. Transmission of data on a serial line, when accomplished by rapidly tweaking a single output bit, in software, at the appropriate times.
  The technique is a simple loop with eight OUT and SHIFT instruction pairs for each byte....
• MONASH UNIVERSITY COMPUTER CENTRE - MODEM DIAL-UP SERVICES Users of the Greater Monash University can now access the computer systems via modems 24 hours except when they are out of order.
  All four campuses are equipped with dial-in lines which under normal circumstances should be either engaged or not operational....
• KEYBOARD Object which takes the brunt of your frustration with a computer.
  This is, oddly, even the case when the physical computer that is sticking its virtual tongue out at you, is many kilometres, or even timezones, away....
• VIRTUAL REALITY BREAKTHROUGH The NASA Ames Research Center have announced a breakthrough in Virtual Reality.
  They have simulated the entire world within a computer....
• TEST Computer term. The name of every file that you can't think of a proper name for.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...