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Computer Widow: Family Goes Broke Watching Dad Have Fun.
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Computer widow: Family goes broke watching Dad have fun.
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I'm married to a Computer Widow!
The Computer is Watching.
Dad, you're not supposed to have fun recycling. This is serious!
-- Lisa, saying recycling isn't FUN-damental, "The Old Man and the Lisa...
This is more fun than watching cartoons!!
Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the floor] Ned...
I BOOTED my computer. Broke my toe!
Homer: What's everyone so worked up about? So there's a comet -- big deal.
It'll burn up in our atmosphere and what's ever left will be no bigger than a chihuahua's head....
Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the &l
upreme> sacrifice. Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV!...
Nothing in life is "fun for the whole family." -- Jerry Seinfeld