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• Homer: All right, time for a family meeting. [shuts off the TV] Lisa
  Why can't we have a meeting when <you're> watching TV? -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Lisa: Come on, Dad. You can make it! Abe: Aw, of course he'll make it.
  It's TV. -- Metahumor, "Deep Space Home...
• Don't have a cow, Dad. -- Bart, "There's No Disgrace Like Home
• Homer: Look at that, kids! No fighting, no yelling.
  Bart: No belching. Lisa: Their dad has a shirt on!...
• Homer: Aw, I need a hug. [everyone pauses, then hugs him] How come you guys hesitated?
  Lisa: Sorry, Dad, we _do_ believe in you, we really do....
• Homer: Quick Bart, give me a kiss. Bart: Kiss you?
  But Dad, I'm your kid! -- "There's No Disgrace Like Home...
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....
• Homer: [presenting TV] Would you pay $150 for this &l
  lovely> Motorola? Clerk: Is it cable-ready? Home...
• Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats breakfast] Aw, my loving family!
  Nothing's changed. [a buzzer goes off; a TV screen morphs from the floor] Ned...