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• Confusion not only reigns, it pours.
• You will not be elected to public office this year.
• First Law of Office Holders Get re-elected.
• If a President died in office, then it's a certainty that he was elected in a year ending in zero.
• Confusion is the only true road to understanding.
• Before you have sex you have to be elected to a high government position. -- Zippy
• Homer: Well, _that_ was a big bust. Is he _really_ the head of the Kwik-E-Mart?
  Apu: [growls, reaches towards Homer] Homer: No need to apologize, Apu...
• Emacs, the ed's killer reigns.