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• Apu: He is the benevolent and enlightened president and C.
  E.O. of Kwik-E-Mart -- and in Ohio, Stop-O-Mart....
• Apu: I can't lie to myself, you know. I _do_ miss my Kwik-E-Mart.
  Lisa: Isn't there _anything_ you can do to get your job back?...
• Apu: You see, whether igloo hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd rather call my home.
  When I first arrived, you were all such jerks, But now I've come to looooooove your quirks....
• Homer: Everything _really_ wrapped up nicely. [checks his watch] Ooh, much quicker than usual.
  Marge: I guess we've learned that happiness is wherever you find it....
• One seafood burrito, Apu.
  -- Homer makes a purchase from the Kwik-E-Mart, "Principal Charming...
• Apu, you can take this job and restaff it!
  -- Homer quits his job at the Kwik-E-Mart, "Lisa's Pony...
• Apu: I've got to go down to the Kwik-E-Mart and I'm going to face my demon.
  Marge: Oh, that'll work out great! We're out of Lucky Charms....
• Man 1: I need one 29-cent stamp. Apu: That's $1.
  85. Man 2: I'll have $2.00 worth of gas, please. Apu...
• Inspector: Apu Nahasapeemapetilan, you have disgraced the Kwik-E-Mart Corporation.
  Apu: But, sir, I was only following standard procedure....