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Congratulations On Breaking My Record. I Always Thought The Record Would Stand Until It Was Broken.
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"Congratulations on breaking my record. I always thought the record
would stand until it was broken."
-- Yogi Berra
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Congratulstions on breaking my record. I always thought the record would stand until it was broken.
-- Yogi Berra, to Johnny Bench...
My LESLIE GORE record is BROKEN.. -- Zippy the Pinhead
I stand on my record. Fifteen crashes and not a single fatality. -- Otto, "Otto Show
REPORTER: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
YOGI BERRA: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
Reporter: "What would you do if you found a million dollars?
Yogi Berra: "If the guy was poor, I would give it back....
Nobody ever eats at that restaurant anymore. It's always too crowded. -- Yogi Berra
Marge: What's wrong, Homie? Homer: [sighs] I went to the record store today and they were playing all that music I've never heard of.
It was like the store had gone crazy. Marge...
Could this record-breaking heat wave be the result of the dreaded "Greenhouse Effect"?
Well, if 70-degree days in the middle of winter are the `price' of car pollution, you'll forgive me if I keep my old Pontiac....
Swing at the strikes. -- Yogi Berra