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• Far be it from me to gloat at another's downfall, but I have a feeling that no children are gonna be crying when _this_ puppy is put to sleep.
  [laughs] -- Kent Brockman's `My Two Cents', "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show...
• Eenie meenie miney moe. Is Homer a hero? The answer is, `No'.
  I'm Kent Brockman, and that was `My Two Cents'. -- A brief editorial, "Homer Defined...
• Kent: [answering the door] Hello, I'm Kent Brockman.
  Bart: Um, excuse me, sir. I lost my dog. Kent: Mm hm....
• Mr. Plow, for making it possible for people to get where they're going without resorting to public transportation &l
  or> car-pooling, I give you the keys to the city. -- Diamond Joe Quimby, "Mr. Plow...
• Shutton: Uh, Dave Shutton, Springfield Daily Shopper.
  Who are you? Where are you going? Ke...
• Kent: Hey, that is one fine looking animal you got there.
  Homer: Wow. TV's Kent Brockman! [shakes Kent's hand] Ke...
• Announcer: It's "Channel Six Action News." [several explosions are shown] Ba
  Ah, Action News. The last place an impressionable kid can go for TV violence....
• Woman: Could you make sure not to scrape my asphalt?
  Homer: [sotto voce] Kiss <my> asphalt. -- "Mr. Plow...
• Quimby: We're thrilled you've decided to build your casino on our waterfront.
  Burns: Oh, I'll never forget my carefree boyhood days on this old boardwalk....