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• Congratulations! You are the one-millionth user to log into our system.
  If there's anything special we can do for you, anything at all, don't hesitate to ask!...
• Congratulations! You are the 16,777,216th user to login to our system.
• LOSM: Log Off System Manage
• We don't know one millionth of one percent about anything.
• Congratulations!
• crool /skrool/ n. [from the pioneering Roundtable chat system in Houston ca.
  1984; prob. originated as a typo for `scroll'] The log of old messages, available for later perusal or to help one get back in synch with the conversation....
• crool: /skrool/ [from the pioneering Roundtable chat system in Houston ca.
  1984; prob. originated as a typo for `scroll'] n. The log of old messages, available for later perusal or to help one get back in synch with the conversation....
• The worst thing you can do to a VAX/VMS system is log in.
  -- Heard at a DECUS VAX Performance Semina...
• Real hackers never log off...they crash the system.