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• You know what scares me? The X ray! What's the matter with those rays if the dentist has to hide in the next room?
  He's got this great big thing focused at you going buzz and he's hiding....
• Have you ever been frisked on a plane trip? They frisk you and then, on the plane, they serve and everybody has a steak knife!
  -- Shelley Berma...
• There is one thing far worse than waiting two months for a dental appointment, and that is getting in to see the dentist the very next day.
• If you've never met a student from the University of Chicago, I'll describe him to you.
  If you give him a glass of water, he says, "This is a glass of water....
• How many emergency room technicians -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  One, but the bulb will have to spend 45 minutes in the waiting room....
• The more boring and out-of-date the magazines in the waiting room, the longer you will have to wait for your scheduled appointment.
• You have entered Lord Kazak's chamber. There room is quite large.
  Standing before you is a tall gromlet in an outrageous costume....
• A Trip to the Dentist: Yin Pai
• I am not a dentist.