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• Typical Government - $500,000,000 for a plane you can't see.
• Airplane Law When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
• When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
  -- Node's Postulate for Travelle...
• When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time. The Airplane Law
• The bugs you have to avoid are the ones that give the user not only the inclination to get on a plane, but also the time.
  -- Kay Bostic...
• You know what scares me? The X ray! What's the matter with those rays if the dentist has to hide in the next room?
  He's got this great big thing focused at you going buzz and he's hiding....
• I thought you had the plane tickets! -- Famous Last Word
• Have you ever been overlayed?
• Did you move a lot of KOREAN STEAK KNIVES this trip, Dingy? -- Zippy the Pinhead