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• The next time you go to a really swank restaurant where the prices are high and you feel inferior, try checking the gum underneath the tables.
  You'll find out that them what has been there before chews the same awful stuff you chew....
• ALL PRICES INCLUDE POSTAGE IN THE U.S.
• Crazee Edeee, his prices are INSANE!!!
• Jesus Saves! With today's prices, that's a miracle!
• Support Shareware, or pay commercial prices!
• The following appeared in a memo from Grocery Town's regional manager.
  "The new Grocery Town store in Elm City, located near a new residential development, has a 'high-low' pricing policy where average prices are relatively high, but deep discounts are offered on some items in weekly specials....
• BIG Blue ... Yesterday's technology at tomorrow's prices!