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• All a man needs to be elected President is the kind of profile that looks good on a postage stamp.
  -- B.B. Frankli...
• Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months.
  -- Bill Tammeus, in Toronto's National Newspaper, 1991...
• The following appeared in a memo from the president of Bower Builders, a company that constructs new homes.
  "A nationwide survey reveals that the two most desired home features are a bathroom with a whirlpool tub and a large kitchen....
• No postage necessary if mailed in Singapore.
• Consider the set of all sets that do not include themselves as a member.
  Does it include itself as a member?...
• There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all the convents of the world on the back of a postage stamp, and have room to spare.
• A good beginning of many things does not necessarily include a great conclusion to all of these.
• But all have prices, From crowns to kicks, according to their vices.
  -- Lord Byron (1788-1824) -- Don Juan, Canto v, Stanza 27...
• Costrophobia: The fear of high prices.