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Couples Without Children Always Know Just How You Should Raise Yours.
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Couples without children always know just how you should raise yours.
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Mrs.K: Let's start with Milhouse's grandfather. Van Houte
Uh, how many of you have a house? [children raise their hands] Van Houte...
If you teach your children to like computers and to know how to gamble then they'll always be interested in something and won't come to no real harm.
Just because you understand what something should look like doesn't mean you know how to build it.
-- karl@neosoft.com...
Sleeping alone, except under doctor's orders, does much harm.
Children will tell you how lonely it is sleeping alone....
If you gave up sex, our children wouldn't have to deal with yours!
How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumke
How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumkes (1983)
Ranger: I won't lie to you. Our chances of finding your children are slim to nil.
Lisa: [from below] Hi mom! [Smithers and the kids are waving at Marge] Marge...
You know, all of these rules that may be completely correct for normal people, make no sense for prodigies.
To say that Bach should pay any attention to how he was socially adjusted is just a bad joke....