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All right, come out with your hands up, two cups of coffee, an auto freshener that says `Capricorn', and something with coconut on it!
-- And keep them high above your head where I can see them, "Marge in Chai...
Bart: Looks like I've got me a genuine glow-in-the-dark police badge!
[hunts through the box of cereal] Hey, it's not in here....
I am loathe to interrupt your meditation, sir, but the time has come for money to change hands.
-- Apu snaps Homer out of his daze at the Kwik-E-Mart register, "Principal Charming...
Homer: I was wondering if you'd like to babysit my little angels.
Woman: Sorry, this isn't Abby; this is her sister....
Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her.
Take your bare hands baby rip out my eyes...
Don't wait for your ship to come; swim out to it.
Bart: I...should have known you were too smart to fall for that.
Bob: Really? What type of smart? Book smart? Because there are a lot of people who are book smart but it takes a special type of genius to -- Wiggum...
Krusty: Welcome to the noble family of skilled Krustaceans.
You will now go back to your home towns and do kids' parties, swap meets, and all the other piddling crap I wouldn't touch with a ten foot clown pole....