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• If your ship doesn't come in, swim out to it. -- Jonathan Winte
• Don't wait for your ship to come in. Row out to meet it. -- Stevenso
• It's OK to wait for your ship to come in, provided of course, that it was sent out in the first place.
• Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
  You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....
• You know you should be swimming when . . . At home, you close all the drapes, take off your clothes and don a pair of swim fins.
• You know you should be swimming when . . . You go out of your way to repeat experiences that make your head swim.
• COWYHU: Come Out With Your Hands Up
• Many go out for wool, and come home shorn themselves.
  -- Miguel de Cervantes (1547-1616) -- Don Quixote, Part ii, Book iv, Chap. xxxvii...
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... You wouldn't understand. You ask too many questions....