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Cucumbers Can Stay Up All Night, And You Won't Have To Sleep In The Wet Spot.
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Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than men
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Cucumbers stay hard for a week. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Eleven reasons a cucumber is better than a man: (1) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep in the wet spot.
(2) Cucumbers don't play the guitar and try to find themselves....
Cucumbers are easy to pick up. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
Cucumbers don't care if you make more money than they do.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
No matter how you slice it, you can have your cucumber and eat it too.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
You can eat a cucumber when YOU feel like it. -- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me
No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...
A cucumber never wants to get it on when your nails are wet.
-- Reasons why cucumbers are better than me...