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• He who laughs, lasts. POOLE
• Baseball is what we were, football is what we have become. -- Mary McGrory
• The only culture you have is between your toes.
• A woman went to the butcher's to buy some meat. So she bought some steak, a few pounds of hamburger, a few pounds of ribs, and a big roast, and then she says to the butcher, "Deliver it!
  The butcher says, "I can't deliver it, lady." She says, "What's the matter with you?...
• An elderly man stands in line for hours at a Warsaw meat store (meat is severely rationed).
  When the butcher comes out at the end of the day and announces that there is no meat left, the man flies into a rage....
• Asking a writer 'where do you get your ideas' is like asking a butcher 'exactly what DO you put in this sausage'?
  -- Roy Blount, Jr....
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• The Surgeon General says always wear your rubbers.